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The Igorot Tail-Cutting Ceremony

The Igorot tail-cutting ceremony is a sacred secret tradition that has been passed down for thousands of years.

The Igorot tail-cutting ceremony is a sacred secret tradition that has been passed down for thousands of years. The ceremony is said to prepare the boy for the harsh realities of the modern world and to help him fit into society.

The Igorot tail-cutting ceremony is a sacred secret tradition that has been passed down for thousands of years. When an Igorot boy turns 18, he must undergo this rite of passage in order to come out as a man. The ceremony is said to prepare the boy for the harsh realities of the modern world and to help him fit into society.

The ceremony begins with a long and arduous journey to the top of a mountain. The boy must carry a heavy load of supplies, and he must be prepared to face many challenges along the way. He must climb steep cliffs, cross raging rivers, and navigate through dense forests. If he fails at any of these challenges, he will not be allowed to continue with the ceremony.

When the boy finally reaches the top of the mountain, he is greeted by a group of elders who will perform the ceremony. The elders first blindfold the boy and lead him to a secluded spot. They then cut off his tail with a sharp knife. The boy is then instructed to open his eyes and look at his tailless body. At this moment, he is said to have finally become a man.

The ceremony is a painful and difficult experience, but it is also a rite of passage that is essential for the Igorot boy. It is a way for him to prove his strength and courage, and it is a way for him to connect with his ancestors and his culture.

Of course, there are those who believe that the Igorot tail-cutting ceremony is nothing more than a barbaric ritual. They argue that there is no scientific evidence to support the Igorot's claims about the benefits of the ceremony. They also argue that the ceremony is cruel and unnecessary.

But the Igorot people are not concerned with the opinions of outsiders. They believe that the tail-cutting ceremony is a sacred tradition that has been passed down for generations, and they are determined to continue the practice.

"The tail is our most important symbol of identity," says the Igorot elder. "It is a source of strength and courage, and it connects us to our ancestors and our culture. Without the tail, we would not be the Igorot."

So if you're ever in the Philippines and you see an Igorot man with no tail, don't be alarmed. He's just a man who has completed his rite of passage and become a full-fledged member of his tribe. And he's a man who believes that the thousands-year-old practice of tail-cutting is what has kept his people thriving after all these years.

Disclaimer: This article is a satire and is not intended to be taken seriously. The photo from 1925 of an Igorot with a tail is a hoax. The Igorot are a proud and resilient people, and they do not have tails. Here's a link to the Igorotage story busting the claim.


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